3 things that bother me right now

1. Shar Jackson and her EPT test

To prove she wasn't housing KFed's spawn, Shar took a pregnancy test. The video (I'm not going to contribute to site traffic by adding the link) shows her purchasing the test, walking into her manager's office to pee on the test, then emerging from the waving the negative test like a flag on the 4th of July. If pee falls on an EPT test, but no one is there to see it, did it really happen? In this spirit of erasing this incident from memory, I'd like to say no. And Shar, do you see *anyone* else of even moderate celebrity status behaving this way? You aren't Katie Couric and this isn't your colon. Some things should be left to the imagination.

2. Remember the time Tony Soprano wore shorts, and it angered the "real" Mob? This is sort of like that.

The leader of the free world should not, under any circumstances, wear short sleeved dress shirts. No one should wear them, really, but especially not our Commander in Chief. Why did he do it? Is it a little warm in D.C. today? Well you know what, I hear it's warm in Fallujah right now, and last I checked the Marines hadn't swapped out their uniforms for something more breathable.


3. Sacre bleu, Tony Parker

Tony makes this list not just for looking particularly assy in this photo, and not just because he's castrated himself for Eva Longoria, but because he raps. In French. And he's got not one but two singles on the air. Tony, you're French, we get it. Just please stop rapping about it.